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# JEET DONALDS IS HIRING

**🍔The Realistic Crypto Cult Simulator Game 🍔**

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### ABOUT JEET DONALDS:

**Jeet Donalds** is a crypto cult simulator game built for the rekt generation.\
We may be the ones who bought the top, got rugged on a meme coin, aped into a protocol that never launched a token, or collected NFTs from projects that disrespected their own communities.

Inspired by Bigcoin’s foundational model — fixed supply, emission mechanics, and participatory contribution — we’ve turned mining into a gamified fast-food economy for those who didn’t make it. But instead of deploying hashpower, we take on shifts. Instead of machines, we operate fast-food stations.

### What We’re Looking For:&#x20;

* Degens with broken dreams but unbroken spirits
* Survivors of the bear market&#x20;
* Still holding a wallet full of worthless JPEGs
* Farmers, dumpers, and ex-DAO councilors&#x20;
* Understand basic DCA math
* Anyone who still believes in "WAGMI" despite everything

### **YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES:**

* Serve fries and alpha to hungry customers, refill the Hopium
* Wipe the floors after the bull run&#x20;
* Earn $DCA and enjoy the game loop

### **YOUR BENEFITS:**&#x20;

* Outcome: Earn $DCA by scaling the business. Volatile, with hopium-driven utility.
* Perks:&#x20;
  * Airdrops&#x20;
  * Company Subsidies
  * Access to Future DAO&#x20;
  * *\[REDACTED]*
  * *\[REDACTED]*

**Start Date:** **TBD** <br>
